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Woman in the Chair

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I overheard my grandma speaking to an elderly woman with no legs today. My grandmother couldn't stand her. If rushed nods and intercutting uh-huh's weren't enough to clue someone in, the failed conversation closers were. The senile chair-ridden woman rambled--while my grandma ran through imaginary daisies--about how corrupt the world was. This woman found ways to add humor though. I'm not saying she was funny enough for stand-up comedy, but the atmosphere of her remarks left me hanging for more.

"I just can't believe how close to hell today's society is. People just push others to anger nowadays."

"Uh-huh..."

"I overheard two kids, hadto-ofbeen barely 20 saying some of the nastiest things! When things get like this all over, I guess the best thing to do is simply get up and walk away."

My grandma chuckled. I simply stared at her nubs, and shook my head.
Haha just for fun :D
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Iscariot-Priest's avatar
That's a mean couple of leg-lacking puns. Humorously evil :)

I particularly like the pun in the second sentence, quite subtle.